The secret sex lives of animals are not so secret anymore, thanks to this brilliant, punchy illustrated guide to how the other 99.99% get it on.

 

Society to Save Slap and Tickle

What does it mean to be a member?

Start a Squid Squad (a book club, but bawdier, probably) to read the book with your pod, and a fun reading guide! If you preorder 10+ copies for the club and submit that information, I'll join your club and give you a light spank over Zoom!

Conserve Kink Lords. Choose your favorite animal from Poking the Squid and do something every day, week or month to support their ongoing kink lordery. They 're trying their hardest not to go extinct- they need all the help we can give them to get laid right about now!